I hope by the time they figure me out, I'm long gone.
I'm surprised they haven't fired me yet!
I work at a hospital. I have to be there really early. Sometimes the worst of me gets the best of me and without any self control I hear myself dialing the phone to call in sick. AHHH! It's become a really bad habit. I've done it twice this month already. It's not like I even work full-time there either! I work about 5 times a month and if you do your math, I've only worked three times this month. THREE TIMES! I have no self-control. Usually I try making myself feel better by saying "you have the rest of your life to work, take some time off and relax". The sad thing is I don't ever feel bad for calling off. I feel REAL good and secretly laugh at the people that are stuck at work while I sit here sitting on my arse.
Trust me, it's not like I don't need the money. I do. DESPERATELY. I just paid off my tuition and looked at my online bank statement and nearly flipped my seat over. "$___.92??!!!" I'm in trouble. I just don't know it yet.
I think I'm braver when I'm in a semi-comatose state. I would never have the cojones to call in while fully awake. I'd suck it up and just go. But when I'm half asleep anything can happen. My family actually gets scared sometimes because I can turn into a monster. A real monster.
I am a monster.
I work at a hospital. I have to be there really early. Sometimes the worst of me gets the best of me and without any self control I hear myself dialing the phone to call in sick. AHHH! It's become a really bad habit. I've done it twice this month already. It's not like I even work full-time there either! I work about 5 times a month and if you do your math, I've only worked three times this month. THREE TIMES! I have no self-control. Usually I try making myself feel better by saying "you have the rest of your life to work, take some time off and relax". The sad thing is I don't ever feel bad for calling off. I feel REAL good and secretly laugh at the people that are stuck at work while I sit here sitting on my arse.
Trust me, it's not like I don't need the money. I do. DESPERATELY. I just paid off my tuition and looked at my online bank statement and nearly flipped my seat over. "$___.92??!!!" I'm in trouble. I just don't know it yet.
I think I'm braver when I'm in a semi-comatose state. I would never have the cojones to call in while fully awake. I'd suck it up and just go. But when I'm half asleep anything can happen. My family actually gets scared sometimes because I can turn into a monster. A real monster.
I am a monster.
posted by Chuckle at
6:06 AM
4 Comments:
you laughed hysterically that one time when you said your knee felt better right after you said you werent coming in to work cuz of your knee. hahahahaha
LOL this reminds me of when we used to call off for the call center, ALL THE TIME. don't u get scared going back to work after you called in "sick" the day before. I remember being scared and hoping Michelle wouldn't say anything to me. Ps I've been there (at the .92 cents in back account), in fact Its been worse (-200 or more sometimes). Be careful, please. Its a scary place to be at
lol yeah you have you whole life to work but 5 days a month hmmmm
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