Dedicated to You :)

Hi. I know this is late. I probably also know that I am talking into an empty room. Whatever.

:)

A- Approachable. Something I am not but sometimes wish I was. And another A: Angular. I wish I had really sharp angular features.

B-Bacteria. Something I feel like is on this keyboard right now. Library keyboards are always grimey and I'm sure are full of E. coli and other fecally associated bacteria. I can just imagine how many people went to the bathroom, didn't wash their hands and came on the computer to write to their boo or as some people say "cat".
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C-Cats. A lot of people have cats. Some people have more than one. Which is nast-aaay. I don't know how they balance their time from one cat to another cat. Imagine how many cat ladies or cat men there are in the world. Sometimes I wish I had a cat when I get lonely but then I just remember that they're needy and annoying and I just don't have time for them. And oh yeah I hate commitments.

D-Dizzy. I am dizzy right now because I haven't eaten anything since a million years ago and am to lazy to get myself something to eat.

E-Embarrassing. Ha. We've all been there. 'Nuff said.

F-Flabbergasted. I don't know the last time I've been flabbergasted. I wish there was something that flabbergasted me, like a really pretty cat?

G-G Unit. They're ghey.

H-Haunted. I used to love scary movies.

I-Ice cream. I absolutely love ice cream. Normally I am a very slow eater but when ice cream is involved I'm the first one done. And I never get brain freeze.

J-Joke. Most jokes aren't funny. They might be witty, but they never seem to make me laugh. I think I laugh more when someone does something funny and or stupid. Like me and my younger sister were just sitting around one day bored and so we were just talking and I took out the digital camera and hit the record button. And after a while we both forgot it was on. So I looked at it and replayed it in fast forward and... forget it. It won't sound as funny as it was. But it sure did make me laugh real hard.

K-Kalamazoo. I knew someone that used to live in Kalamazoo. They're really starting to annoy me now.

L-Laugh. I love a good laugh.

M-Mother. I love her.

N-Noodles. We eat noodles a lot. And we're not even Chinese.

O-Oatmeal. Yesterday when I went to rehab, the patients had oatmeal for breakfast.

P-Pedestrians. Sometimes I wonder if they know how to cross the street or if they just purposely want to get runned over.

Q-Quailman. I hated the Doug episodes with Quailman.

R-Rush. I'm getting better at not rushing things.

S-Sucrose.

T-Tulips. How come in movies and TV they always show these people that get flowers and then they go and smell them and say they smell good when in reality flowers stink.

U-Uranus. I still haven't figured out how to pronounce it with its new pronunciation.

V-Vengeance. Ha. I don't know. I wish I had a British accent so I can say a sentence with the word "vengeance" and then laugh evilly.

W-Why. Why am I wasting my time waiting for this fool?

X-Xanax.

Y-Yodle. I'm a professional yodler.

Z-Zebra. I want a zebra printed credit card. I accidentally got a stupid one with a ladybug on it. And its not even a cute cartoon-y ladybug but a gross real one.