We just gon' be enemies.
I rush things.
But that's only because me and Time are enemies. I have a love-hate relationship with Time. But now that I think about it, it's mostly hate. That's only because it never listens to me. When I beg it to go fast, it takes its sweet precious time. And it's the opposite too. When I tell it to slow down a little, it goes all crazy and goes faster than...something that goes real fast.
I don't know how to get it to like me. I mean I'm a nice girl. I've never done anything for it to hate me. It's not like I killed a clock or something. I actually like clocks because they come in all shapes and colors. They're so diverse. And I like diversity.
So why doesn't Time listen?! I mean, I plan my entire life around it. I'm beginning to think it's a selfish MF-er. Seriously. Think about it. There's no balance between give and take. I give and give and give. And it just keeps on taking like a greedy fat kid that loves cake.
I have to find a way to trick it. But trust me I've tried to trick it before and was always caught red-handed. So I need a strategic well thought out plan. Hmmm...
Hmmm....
Hmmmmmmmmmm........
I got nothing.
But that's only because me and Time are enemies. I have a love-hate relationship with Time. But now that I think about it, it's mostly hate. That's only because it never listens to me. When I beg it to go fast, it takes its sweet precious time. And it's the opposite too. When I tell it to slow down a little, it goes all crazy and goes faster than...something that goes real fast.
I don't know how to get it to like me. I mean I'm a nice girl. I've never done anything for it to hate me. It's not like I killed a clock or something. I actually like clocks because they come in all shapes and colors. They're so diverse. And I like diversity.
So why doesn't Time listen?! I mean, I plan my entire life around it. I'm beginning to think it's a selfish MF-er. Seriously. Think about it. There's no balance between give and take. I give and give and give. And it just keeps on taking like a greedy fat kid that loves cake.
I have to find a way to trick it. But trust me I've tried to trick it before and was always caught red-handed. So I need a strategic well thought out plan. Hmmm...
Hmmm....
Hmmmmmmmmmm........
I got nothing.
posted by Chuckle at
6:14 AM
6 Comments:
good post. time is never on anyone's side.
I actually only ever feel productive when I'm rushed or under pressure.
Which is an awful thing.
If you rush to much just like traffic you'll always end up in a jam
I liked your post. Time is an interesting thing. Sigh. I feel ya.
And I loved the title=)
this one time, in this english class i hated at a community college, during break, i climbed up to the wall, took the down the classroom clock, and turned it forward by 30 mins.
somehow we got out of class an hour early. You just have to know how to work time
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